The Zellers Effect

You know when you get home from work, and you just flop down, near lifeless on your bed? That bed just becomes SO comfortable and so relaxing that you just wish you could sink into it further and further? Just like, become the bed? Well, I have the unique ability to do so, being a dude that controls matter and all. So as I does off, I'm slowly becoming one with the bed and the floor.

Oh and yes, this is what that corner of my room looks like, I do think of myself as Woven, I just don't enforce it, because it's too late to and it's creepy... and yes, I do work at Zellers. My name badge also says Gronselprutz, but it's too low rez to see.